as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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