Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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