He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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