I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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