we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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