When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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