If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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