my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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