I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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