a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How does one acquire holy water?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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