there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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