And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize