we're blogging at a bar
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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