Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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