I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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