winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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