I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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