why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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