Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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