woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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