That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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