it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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