hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
