My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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