it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Sorry my hands just texted you
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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