Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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