does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
is it fun? or sober?
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