did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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