Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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