1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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