I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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