Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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