I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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