At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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