Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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