I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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