just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
