If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Dignity is for republicans.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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