she woke up with a sticky ear
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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