I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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