i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
