I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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