He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
