Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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