Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize