in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Randomize
