STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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