go do what you do best...puke behind churches
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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