me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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