Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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