I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Randomize
