And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i now understand why vodka
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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