I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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