Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Welp...herpes.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Randomize
